Random man: Excuse me, did you do American Idol?
Me, thinking he meant the American Idol Experience attraction: No, I'm just a regular park-goer...
Random man: Oh, my son thought you were a famous American Idol from TV. Sorry!
Me: ............
That's pretty cool. If I thought a little bit faster, the conversation should have gone like this:
Random man: Excuse me, did you do American Idol?
Me: Why yes, sir! I was on with that guy with the hair. Would you like an autograph?
It's just like Winston says in Ghostbusters: "Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES'!"
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